Greetings all in SB Nation, and welcome to Poetry Corner Kicks. In this space, you'll get a rather unique take on the events of the previous Union game.
A recap done in poetry might sound a bit strange, but for a Union fan who happens to enjoy poetry, these are not the strangest of bedfellows. Unfortunately, writing is usually more enjoyable when you are in a good mood, so writing after a Union loss is a bit more difficult.
I thought about just going with haiku- short and I don't have to spend a lot of time stewing on the loss.
Hot outside, but cold
In PPL for the U
The U played like trash
Or perhaps a short poem like:
The Union played so bad, It really made me mad
These of course are just emotional responses and not much of a recap. Not to mention the fact that, this being the first poetry corner(kicks) entry, it would not be fair to simply do one haiku or one short poem that looks like it was written by my two year-old. So, below is a bit more of a recap, aptly titled "Montreal 2 - Philadelphia 0".