Gentleman: never—and I mean ever—propose to your girlfriend like famed
receiver Chad Ochocinco did recently.
reports on the worst marriage proposal in the history of such things. It seems
star Evelyn Lozada was on
recently and delivered some startling news.
Egypt Said So
has the transcription of the saddest damn thing I have heard all day.
I wish I had a really romantic story to tell you, but it’s not so romantic. A jeweler came to the house, had a few rings, he had my ring in a separate box. I of course chose that one. He had a headset on and he was like, ‘you like it?’ and I was like yep and I put it on and he goes okay cool, and he started playing Call of Duty.
You know, Lozada, that awful proposal was grounds for an answer of no. In fact, you could have answered by laughing as you shut off the Call of Duty session and walked out.
I know proposals can range from hackneyed to world-class romantic. Really, any woman will forgive even the most contrived offer as long as your heart ...